Well, now I have seen everything... as I live and breathe if that's not a "personal massager" right here in my Neighborhood Market. At least they are on the top shelf.

I'm going to embarrass a family member here but my daughter was the first one of us to notice these in her Walmart down in Sealy, Texas. She told me about them, snickering under her breath, I thought surely they were not in my Neighborhood Market... I was wrong.

Personal Massagers - Walmart - JimWeaver
Personal Massagers - Walmart - JimWeaver

So the other day my wife is looking for some makeup stuff and as usual, I'm pushing the basket. As she peruses the well-lit makeup aisle and I've waved my arms a few times grinning like an idiot at the camera on that aisle, like I normally do, I suddenly remembered my daughter's story about her Walmart. So, I turned my head and looked down the aisle at the personal hygiene and lube section and I'll be danged, there they are.

Thankfully they are pretty discrete. I'm glad they aren't in a box with a see-through front. Holy Moly... try explaining that one to your 3-year-old.

After I startled my wife with a rather loud laugh-snort, I whipped out my trusty camera with a phone in it, and snapped off a couple of shots for you. You are welcome.

Personal Massagers close up- Walmart - JimWeaver
Personal Massagers close up- Walmart - JimWeaver

Is $30 a good price for one of these? Seems fair, I have no idea. Who knew they would need anti-theft devices on them? That might make it a little awkward at checkout.

Speaking of which, you might want to use the self-check out to... check yourself out... before you... check out yourself.

Wait, one more thing... I wonder how long it might be before we see these items with the Great Value branding?

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

Luv ya, mean it!

LOOK: The most extreme temperatures in the history of every state

Stacker consulted 2021 data from the NOAA's State Climate Extremes Committee (SCEC) to illustrate the hottest and coldest temperatures ever recorded in each state. Each slide also reveals the all-time highest 24-hour precipitation record and all-time highest 24-hour snowfall.

Keep reading to find out individual state records in alphabetical order.

LOOK: The most expensive weather and climate disasters in recent decades

Stacker ranked the most expensive climate disasters by the billions since 1980 by the total cost of all damages, adjusted for inflation, based on 2021 data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). The list starts with Hurricane Sally, which caused $7.3 billion in damages in 2020, and ends with a devastating 2005 hurricane that caused $170 billion in damage and killed at least 1,833 people. Keep reading to discover the 50 of the most expensive climate disasters in recent decades in the U.S.
Power 95.9 logo
Get our free mobile app


More From Power 95.9