How is it that Santa is so organized? Do you think Ms. Claus has a handle on it or could it be that Santa is really a woman.

Think about it, Christmas is warm, fuzzy and nurturing and involves lots of planning and organization which means a woman has to be in charge of it.

Here are the reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

  • Men can't pack a bag.
  • Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
  • Men don't answer their mail.
  • Men would refuse to allow their belly to be described as a "bowlful of jelly."
  • Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
  • Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
  • Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

(SantaLady.com)