Why Santa Claus Must be a Woman
How is it that Santa is so organized? Do you think Ms. Claus has a handle on it or could it be that Santa is really a woman.
Think about it, Christmas is warm, fuzzy and nurturing and involves lots of planning and organization which means a woman has to be in charge of it.
Here are the reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:
- Men can’t pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men don’t answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their belly to be described as a “bowlful of jelly.”
- Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
- Having to do the “Ho Ho Ho” thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
- Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.