Is Santa Claus a Republican or a Democrat? [POLL]
I thought that once the presidential elections were done, folks would stop turning everything I post on Facebook into a political statement. They didn’t, and even poor Santa is not immune.
So, we wanted to take it to our listeners… Is Santa a Republican or a Democrat?
(I hate to tell you this, but I think Santa is a Democrat. He gives gifts to everybody, including the poor kids, he has a whole toy factory full of union workers, he’s unshaven like a hippy, and is always wearing red like some sort of communist… just sayin’… Merry Christmas)