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You Won’t Believe What the TSA Confiscated in 2011

We haven’t heard anything from the TSA about how many actual terrorist plots it prevented in 2011. In fact, we have no real report on how much safer it was to fly around the country in 2011 because of the efforts of our favorite, invasive security agency

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Dane County Sheriff's Office
Dane County Sheriff's Office
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Man Arrested on Drug Charges Has the Weirdest Name Ever — Guess What It Is?

Normally the news of a random guy being arrested on a litany of drug charges wouldn’t necessarily make national headlines, but when that guy is named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (you definitely read that right), people take notice.

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istolethetv, Flickr
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Shirtless, Sexy Santas Bring Up Our Christmas Spirits — Hunks of the Day [PICTURES]

We can’t really say Christmas is just around the corner anymore, because it’s officially this Sunday. Even still it looks like many of us aren’t feeling the Christmas spirit. Trust us… there’ve been studies. So, to pump up the volume, so to speak, on our holiday cheer, we’ve put together a little something special just for you: sexy and shirtless Santas!

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Kevin Winter, Getty Images
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Brad Pitt’s Malibu Mansion Snatched Up By… Yup, Ellen DeGeneres

Brad Pitt may have just sold his mansion in Malibu, CA, but Ellen DeGeneres spent no time in waiting to snag the home.

DeGeneres forked over a cool $12 million for Pitt’s former property, which overlooks the Pacific Ocean and includes two separate homes, a swimming pool, tennis court and private beach access.

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Cooking Gluten Free, Flickr
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Sloppy Joes, Poo-Poo Platters and More — Could Food Names Be Corrupting Our Children?

Parents must always be on the offensive to protect their children from the countless ways the world tries to steer them down the wrong path. But should parents be leery of the names of foods?

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YouTube
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Watch a Terrible Driver Wedge a Car Into a Tiny Parking Space [VIDEO]

Finding street parking in a major city can be next to impossible. So, this obnoxious driver doesn’t let the fact that a space is too small deter him in any way.

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Getty Images
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13 Funny & Surprising Ways Earth Is Just Like Newly-Discovered Planet Kepler 22b

We may not be alone. That’s the message from NASA, which says a new planet by the dorm room-sounding name of Kepler 22b has been discovered.Kepler 22b is reportedly a lot like Earth in that it orbits around a single star and may have water on its surface, indicating it may be the first planet with life on it ever discovered.

But did you know there are other similarities between the two? Here are some other features of Kepler 22b that are eerily similar to Earth:

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Comedy Central
Comedy Central
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Brian Williams Confronts Jon Stewart About NBC Fire Alarm Spoof [VIDEO]

The other day we showed you video of a fire alarm going off during the ‘NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams.’ It’s a funny clip, and now Jon Stewart has had some fun with it.

But Brian Williams doesn’t want to hear it.

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businessweek
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Greenwich Lottery ‘Winners’ May be Fronting for Anonymous Person

Theories are brewing on those three money managers who "won" the $245 Million lottery jackpot. It seems unlikely that three millionaires would play the lottery. Then a close friend told the New York Post that the trio was a front for the real winner, who wished to remain anonymous

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Dancing Traffic Cop. Makes His Job Look Fun [VIDEO]

At some point we all consider a different profession. My Dad told me one time "Son, if you're gonna make a living at anything, make sure you do something you love". but I couldn't find anything, better than broadcasting, that I would love to do

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Surrey Wildlife Trust
Surrey Wildlife Trust
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Adorable Snoring Mouse Is a YouTube Sensation [VIDEO]

This little mouse is getting a lot of love on YouTube, and he’s not even awake for it.

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Summit Entertainment
Summit Entertainment
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Seizures Can Actually Be Caused by ‘Twilight – Breaking Dawn’

The decided ‘Twilight’ haters aren’t the only ones sick of the popular films — the latest installment, ‘Breaking Dawn,’ is apparently giving people seizures.

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