Yes, Simon Cowell is going to be a dad. Cue scary music here.

I don't know if any of y'all have watched American Idol when he was the judge...but he could just be scary. And mean. But mostly scary.

Well, Simon is going to be a father soon with his best friend's wife. BEST FRIEND'S WIFE. What is the world coming to?

Apparently New York socialite Lauren Silverman is estranged from hubby and New York property mogul Andrew Silverman...but does that really make this story any less weird? I think not.

You know what a socialite is right? Like real life Paris Hilton. Or for any Gossip Girl fans out there, a fictional Serena van der Woodsen.

Let's not forget that Cowell is 53 and Silverman is 36, just saying.

But hey, who knows...maybe this will work out. Or not. Stay tuned for more baby mama drama.