Gravy Candy Canes Are Here. We Don’t Know If That’s a Good Thing.
It sounds like a combination a nine-and-a-half-month pregnant woman may crave.
This holiday season, you can enjoy gravy candy canes, although “enjoy” may be a tad bit optimistic, depending on your point of view.
If gravy isn’t your thing, there are plenty of other offbeat flavors to whet — or spoil — your appetite, including coffee, bacon, pickle, wasabi and Hannukah candy canes, which are actually peppermint flavored. See the irony? The Jewish candy canes are the ones that most closely resemble a traditional Christmas treat.
We’re a little surprised that egg nog candy canes don’t exist, but maybe the menu will be expanded. On second thought, maybe humanity will be spared and it won’t.
What do you think? Do these candy cane flavors sound mouth-watering? Or do you think they’re more stomach-turning?