Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham Was Doomed to Spinsterhood Before David Came Along
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, a dour-faced maiden named Victoria Beckham was alone -- so terribly alone, for no one wanted to date her. But then along came her white knight, David, who brought joy to her life and a smile to her face. Wait. This must be a different Victoria and David because everyone knows Mrs. Beckham never smiles.