At yesterday's (May 28) Los Angeles Kings' Stanley Cup playoff game against the San Jose Sharks, former soccer star David Beckham and his 22-month-old daughter Harper were spotted on the arena's Kiss Cam -- and the results were "awwwww" inspiring. (See what we did there?)
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, a dour-faced maiden named Victoria Beckham was alone -- so terribly alone, for no one wanted to date her. But then along came her white knight, David, who brought joy to her life and a smile to her face.
Wait. This must be a different Victoria and David because everyone knows Mrs. Beckham never smiles.