Last night all the NFL teams released their schedules for 2026 and here is everybody that took a shot at the Dallas Cowboys.

Before we get to the rest of the league, let's see what the Dallas Cowboys put out last night. They called it the 'Tyler Takeover'. Tyler Booker, Tyler Guyton, and Tyler Smith show how they're going to have Tylers help them win every game. 

Watch the Dallas Cowboys Tyler Takeover Below

Shots Fired at the Dallas Cowboys During the 2026 Schedule Release

Here are screenshots from all the teams that took a shot at the Dallas Cowboys during their schedule release video. We will go in order of the schedule.

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In conclusion, a lot of these were pretty lame for 2026. I'll say the Colts have my favorite just because I love 'The Simpsons' so much. Commanders get second place since they made two pretty good ones for the Cowboys. Then a tie at three with the Rams and Seahawks poking fun at the Cowboys not being a champion since the 90's.

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The Eagles hands down have the worst this year. Literally their players going, well we have this team for Monday Night...cool. For fourteen minutes! Someone in their marketing department was like,'Crap we need a video for today and I forgot to do this!'

Now we wait for the NFL season to kickoff in a few months. I'm looking forward to the Dallas Cowboys breaking my heart once again. Jerry Jones has my money for season tickets once again and I am debating going to Brazil for the Ravens game. Honestly, my income just goes to the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry should just have my ATM information at this point.

Ranking the Worst Dallas Cowboys Defenses of All Time

Since the 2025 Dallas Cowboys have put up historically bad numbers. I decided to show you truly how bad this defensive squad was compared to the previous years. All info taken from StateMuse.

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