Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Olympian Ryan Lochte Is Getting His Own Reality Show Because Andy Warhol Was Right
When Andy Warhol said everyone would be famous for 15 minutes, he presciently predicted the rise of reality TV. Case in point: Olympic gold medal winner Ryan Lochte is getting his own weekly hour of television.
E! has ordered six episodes of the unscripted show to be called 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?'
No, seriously.
The Best Celebrity Twitter Feuds of 2012
Twitter has been giving celebrities a platform to air their opinions and what they ate for breakfast since 2006, and boy have they. It's also given them a place to interact with other celebs and share their grievances with one another.
This of course has inevitably led to a new form of communication: The Twitter slapfight, in which stars duel over the internet in 140 characters or less (often to t
Kanye West Supposedly ‘Surprised’ Kim Kardashian by Announcing She’s Knocked Up [VIDEO]
Kanye West announced the pregnancy of girlfriend Kim Kardashian by stopping the painful auto-tune during his Dec. 30 show and referring to her as his “baby mama."
This also allegedly shocked Kim, who had to pretend she didn't know West was going to tell everyone about the little marketing opportunity growing in her uterus.
Jennifer Lopez Can’t Prove She Was Blackmailed, Won’t Get $20 Million She Doesn’t Need
Looks like Jennifer Lopez won't be awarded $20 million she likely couldn't collect anyway after she sued her former chauffeur for blackmailing her -- because her suit was dismissed by a judge on Dec. 21.
David Letterman to Oprah: ‘Jay Leno Is the Most Insecure Person I Have Ever Known’ [VIDEO]
David Letterman went on 'Oprah: The Next Chapter' (because her final chapters will never be final) to talk about his affair scandal and his rivalry with fellow late-night talk show host Jay Leno.
Britney Spears Might Get Fired for Being Even More Boring Than the ‘X Factor’
It's been a rough few weeks for Britney Spears. She's the target of a ridiculous lawsuit, her mentee Carly Rose Sonenclar lost the 'X Factor' because LeAnn Rimes is a pathetic mess, and now she's being fired from her gig as a judge on the talent show.
Jack Klugman + Charles Durning Pass Away On Christmas Eve
Our Christmas cheer took a blow when we learned beloved actors Jack Klugman and Charles Durning both died on Monday, Dec. 24.
Victoria Beckham Was Doomed to Spinsterhood Before David Came Along
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, a dour-faced maiden named Victoria Beckham was alone -- so terribly alone, for no one wanted to date her. But then along came her white knight, David, who brought joy to her life and a smile to her face.
Wait. This must be a different Victoria and David because everyone knows Mrs. Beckham never smiles.
Brooke Mueller Is Really Hoping Rehab Facilities Have a Frequent Flier Program
Thanks to an Adderall addiction, Brooke Mueller, better known as Charlie Sheen's third ex-wife, is back in rehab for the 19th time.
No, that's not a typo.
And Now Anne Hathaway Knows Why She Should Always Wear Panties [PHOTO]
Don't celebrities ever listen to their mothers? You should never leave the house without clean underwear. And you should definitely not leave the house without any underwear.
Especially when you're climbing out of a car where people are lying in wait to photograph your ladybits.
Unfortunately for Anne Hathaway, she never listens to her mother, so her panty-less vag took center-stage during her ar
IRS to Lindsay Lohan: All Your Bank Accounts Are Belong to Us
As if being arrested (yet again) for punching psychics in the face wasn't enough tabloid fodder for Lindsay Lohan, the IRS has now seized all her bank accounts for an unpaid tax bill.
Thus giving "poor LiLo" a whole new meaning.
Anderson Cooper + Andy Cohen Party With a Python on ‘Anderson Live’ [VIDEO]
If you've been on the internet lately, you've probably seen photos of a giant 36-pound, 36,000-calorie, 306-serving gummy-snake called the "party python." If you haven't, Anderson Cooper and Bravo's Andy Cohen will be happy to introduce you.
See, this is why we lamented the demise of 'Anderson Live.'