People will fight over anything.  Don't believe me?  Just ask Donald L. Traylor.  The 28 year old Marion, Louisiana man is currently sitting in the Union Parish Detention Center after an argument over a Vienna sausage went south.

According to U.S. News and World Report, Donald was enjoying the tiny sausages as a snack when his neighbor allegedly asked for one.  Mr. Traylor refused, and reportedly that was straw that broke the camel's back.  Donald claims that his neighbor hit him so hard between the eyes - the impact knocked him out of his wheelchair, and that he only pulled the knife to scare the woman in order to bring the confrontation to an end.  Mr. Taylor also maintains that even though he brandished the bladed weapon - he did not stab the woman.  He instead claims that after he pulled the knife, the unnamed woman lunged at him - causing the deep cut to her nose.

Union Parish Deputies found no injuries on Mr. Traylor, and placed him under arrest at the scene.  He is currently being held at the Union Parish Detention Center, and is charged with aggravated second-degree battery. His bond has been set at $25,000.