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Woman Attacks Boyfriend for Spending Too Much Time With Sick Calf
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Woman Attacks Boyfriend for Spending Too Much Time With Sick Calf

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, indeed.

Police arrested a Greeley, Colorado woman in April after she attacked her boyfriend for spending too much time with a sick calf he was trying to nurse back to health.

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Bar In Trouble For Gambling On Mouse Racing [VIDEO]

Perhaps the Bucktail Lodge should be called the Mouse Tail Lodge.

The Danville, Iowa bar has come under fire for holding mouse races on the premises.

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Man Blows Up Like a Balloon After Getting Pierced by Air Hose
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Man Blows Up Like a Balloon After Getting Pierced by Air Hose

When people tell Steven McCormack he's full of hot air, they're not kidding.

The 48-year-old truck driver from New Zealand blew up like a balloon last Saturday after a compressed air hose punctured his rear end, resulting in a massive amount of air hurdling its way into his body.

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Valedictorian Thrills Graduates with Song Instead of Speech [VIDEO]

Alaine Caudle wasn’t only looking for the right words for her valedictorian speech.

She was also looking for the right melody.

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Dog Crashes and Completes Half Marathon [VIDEO]

Dozer, a three year-old golden doodle, ran most of the Maryland Half Marathon last week.

Unbeknownst to his owners, Dozer broke free of his electric fence and joined up with the road race when its participants ran past his front yard -- which sat at about the five mile mark of the half marathon.

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Border Agents Seize 385 Pounds of Bologna [VIDEO]

It's not just drugs you shouldn't smuggle in from Mexico.

KOAT reports U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers in Santa Teresa, New Mexico seized 35 rolls of Mexican bologna from a pickup truck trying to enter the U.S. last Friday. And hold onto your Lunchables – at about 385 pounds, it could make some 400 sandwiches and is worth nearly $2,700.

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Mailman Gets Run Over By His Own Mail Truck [VIDEO]

What's funny about this video isn't just the fact that the mailman gets run over by his own mail truck after exiting the vehicle and leaving it in reverse.

It's that the unmanned mail truck is able to weave itself through the parking lot without causing any damage before it actually runs over the forgetful mailman. (Eventually, though, the runaway mail truck does start hitting parked cars.)

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Gas Station Sold Gas For $1.10 a Gallon

Who said gas prices are out of control?

The Torrance Daily Breeze reports a service station in Wilmington, California sold premium gas for the rock-bottom-it-must-be-1992 price of $1.10 a gallon for a four-hour period last Sunday. The gas was supposed to b

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Sears Employee Gets Booted

You'd have to think that a man who works at a Sears in Sarasota, Florida was given the boot after he was caught stealing from the store.

The Herald-Tribune reports the unidentified 18-year-old man stole a pair of boots from the store in the DeSoto Square Mall – and then wore them to work.

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Talking Dog Just Wants the Bacon, Ultimate Dog Tease [VIDEO]

Super funny video of an owner putting words in a dogs mouth when all the pup really wanted was bacon.

Does anyone know the story about this dog?

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Boy Challenges School Dress Code By Wearing Skirt

Up until two years ago, the boys at the Impington Village College in England were allowed to wear shorts during the warmer months, while the girls were allowed to wear skirts.

That all changed when a new school policy banned the wearing of shorts at school - a surprising decision, considering that the girls' dress code remained the same.

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Woman Wakes From Surgery With Accent [VIDEO]

Any type of surgery can leave you dealing with some serious side effects, but 56-year-old Karen Butler has experienced something especially peculiar. Since her oral surgery a year and a half ago, the Oregon woman has spoken with a bizarre English-meets-Irish-meets-Russian accent.

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