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Dad Teaches Son How to Burn Tony Romo Jersey [VIDEO]

Between fourth quarter collapses and collapsed lungs, Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo is going through a pretty tough season.

And now Cowboy nation is turning on the three-time pro bowler, as evident by the video below, in which a Cowboy-fanatic father teaches his son the proper and safe way to burn a Tony Romo jersey.

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Guy Keeps Falling for Coworker’s Clear-Tape-Across-the-Door Prank [VIDEO]

Brian is able to terrorize his coworker with the same clear-tape-across-the-door prank over and over.

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When Good Coaches Go Bad – Our Top 10 Meltdowns

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Last Sunday's on-field meltdown between Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz proved that even some of the best coaches get a little too hot under the collar at times. See what happens when tempers flare with our Top 10 list of Coaches Gone Wild!

 

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Jim Mora's Saints Rant

 

 
When Jim Mora was coaching the New Orleans Saints in 1996, they were beaten by the Carolina Panthers 19-7, which put their record at 2-6 at the time. Coach Mora walked out of the pos

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New Study Shows Why Men Think Blondes Have More Fun

A new study proves what many already suspected — if a blonde, a redhead and a brunette walk into a bar, the blonde will indeed get more male attention. But not for the reasons you might think.

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Billionaire Punches Another Billionaire on Russian TV [VIDEO]

When fists fly on American television, usually it’s a ‘Jersey Shore‘ cast member or a ‘Jerry Springer’ guest that’s involved.

In further proof that things are different in Russia, two of that nation’s best-known citizens, billionaire media mogul Alexander Lebedev and billionaire property developer Sergei Polonsky were involved in a televised fistfight during a discussion of the current worldwide financial crisis.

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Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls Ice Cream Inspired by Alec Baldwin’s ‘SNL’ Skit [VIDEO]

For its latest flavor, ice cream purveyors Ben & Jerry’s drew from history. Comedic history.

Months after Alec Baldwin dropped hints that a flavor named “Schweddy Balls” was on the horizon, B&J have made it a reality. The concoction, made of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered rum and malt balls, got its name from an old ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketch win which Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer play low-key NPR hosts who delight in holiday confections made by eatery-owner Pete Schweddy (Baldwin).

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Spanx for Men Promises to Eliminate Unsightly Beer Belly

Women have long turned to body-shaping undergarments to present a sleeker figure — now, men can too. Asda, Britain’s answer to Wal-Mart, is now selling the male equivalent of popular girdle brand Spanx (jokingly called Manx) for about ten bucks an undie.

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Anderson Cooper Has a Minute-Long Giggle Fit on CNN [VIDEO]

During the “Ridiculist” segment on Wednesday night’s ‘AC360,’ CNN’s Anderson Cooper delivered a silly, pun-laden soliloquy about French actor Gérard Depardieu urinating in the cabin of a plane.

About mid-way through, right after he delivered a line about how the cleaning crew “should thank their lucky stars this wasn’t Depard-two,” Cooper gets tickled at his own monologue — and that’s when it happened.

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Insulting Tweet Gets Diner Booted From Restaurant

Twitter user Allison Hiromi wasn’t impressed with the bartender at the Down House restaurant in Houston. So, while she was still in the establishment, she sent out a Tweet calling him a “twerp” and also used the hashtag #jackoff in her message.

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Top 10 Worst Fears of People

Some people are afraid of spiders, snakes or even public speaking. Here is the Top 10 worst fears of people according to Discovery Health including the breakdown by gender:

1. Snakes: 25 percent overall, 13 percent of men, 35 percent of women

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Woman Claims She Was Kicked Out of Walmart for Wearing a Bikini [VIDEO]

Sandi McMillin says  she was kicked out of Walmart for wearing a bikini — the very same bikini she bought at a Walmart.

“I was horrified,” the Eugene, Oregon woman told KVAL. “I am embarrassed. I hadn’t done anything obnoxious or outlandish.”

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Top 5 Grossest/Worse Bathrooms in Texarkana
Top 5 Grossest/Worse Bathrooms in Texarkana
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Top 5 Grossest/Worst Bathrooms in Texarkana

We are all human.  We all have to use the bathroom throughout the day. Where you are when "it" hits is vitally important, especially for women. Here are my Top 5 Grossest/Worst Bathrooms in Texarkana:

Albertson's on Stateline: Unfortunately I was sick on a Saturday (very busy day) and had to get some medication from the pharmacy at Albertson's on Stateline. While waiting f

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