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		<title>Bacon Restaurant Has to Close Because of Bacon Smell?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can a restaurant that sells bacon, be closed because of the smell of bacon? A San Francisco bacon restaurant called &#8216;Bacon Bacon&#8217; must shut its doors after neighbors&#8217; complaints about the smell of bacon revealed a fatal permitting issue, according to the San Francisco Examiner. Bacon Bacon,will close its doors at the end of service [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can a restaurant that sells bacon, be closed because of the smell of bacon?</p>
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		<title>Taco Bell Creates New Breakfast Taco</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taco Bell has come up with something totally unique and awesome. Breakfast tacos. In Orange County, California,the home of the Taco Bell headquarters,there have been sightings of a new breakfast taco at some of the California Taco Bell locations. And instead of a regular shell, it&#8217;s wrapped in a waffle. The Waffle Taco has eggs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taco Bell has come up with something totally unique and awesome. Breakfast tacos.</p>
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		<title>Pizza Hut Introduces The Cheesiest Pizza Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cheese crust]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza Hut is giving cheese lovers what they have been clamoring for. Starting tomorrow, Pizza Huts nationwide are going to start selling the new Crazy Cheesy Crust pizza. The twist? Instead of bread, when you get to the end of your slice, you get to two large dough pockets filled with more cheese. The new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pizza Hut is giving cheese lovers what they have been clamoring for.</p>
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		<title>Do You Suffer From Earworms? [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/do-you-suffer-from-earworms-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 10:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizzarro News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[earworms]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[song stuck in your head]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing worse than having an annoying song stuck in your head. Of course, that would never happen because of our show, or some of the songs we play like Carly Rae Jepsen &#8216;Call Me Maybe&#8217;, or my friend Andy&#8217;s favorite song &#8216;Thrift Shop&#8217;. But if it does, scientists have finally figured out a way [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There's nothing worse than having an annoying song stuck in your head. Of course, that would never happen because of our show, or some of the songs we play like Carly Rae Jepsen 'Call Me Maybe', or my friend Andy's favorite song 'Thrift Shop'.</p>
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		<title>Man Gets Free Year of Netflix For a Tattoo?</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/man-gets-free-year-of-netflix-for-a-tattoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a casual fan of Netflix. I can find the occasional movie on it and the TV selection has helped spurn some interest in some shows like &#8216;The Evil Dead&#8217;, but I am no means a fan like this guy. This gentleman,is a real Netflix fan. This guy who goes by &#8216;TheRealMyron&#8217; on twitter, gets [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a casual fan of Netflix. I can find the occasional movie on it and the TV selection has helped spurn some interest in some shows like 'The Evil Dead', but I am no means a fan like this guy.</p>
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		<title>&#039;Tailly&#039; &#8212; A Tail for Humans [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/tailly-a-tail-for-humans-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 13:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve seen how a dog wags his tail when he&#8217;s happy. Now you can too. &#8216;Tailly&#8217; is a tail for humans. Its attached to a belt that is worn around your waist and can sense your mood through your heart rate and moves accordingly. Shota Ishwatari, is the developer who just finished up his initial [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You've seen how a dog wags his tail when he's happy. Now you can too. 'Tailly' is a tail for humans. Its attached to a belt that is worn around your waist and can sense your mood through your heart rate and moves accordingly.</p>
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		<title>DNA Tests May Prove Bigfoot Is Real [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/dna-tests-may-prove-bigfoot-is-real-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like Spike Tv may have to write someone a 10 million dollar check. There is a scientist out there that says they have DNA proof of &#8216;Bigfoot&#8217;. Veterinarian Melba S. Ketchum  has just finished a five year study of DNA samples that were at the locations of Bigfoot sightings. She came to a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It looks like Spike Tv may have to write someone a 10 million dollar check. There is a scientist out there that says they have DNA proof of 'Bigfoot'.</p>
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		<title>Radio Station Christmas Party Fun &#8212; Are Company Parties Becoming a Thing of the Past? [PHOTOS/VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/radio-station-christmas-party-fun-are-company-parties-becoming-a-thing-of-the-past-photosvideo/</link>
		<comments>http://power959.com/radio-station-christmas-party-fun-are-company-parties-becoming-a-thing-of-the-past-photosvideo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://power959.com/?p=43894</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Will your office be having a holiday party this year? Our group usually has two parties in December although both parties are not fully funded by the company. Last year we only had one. I blame the economy. The parties cost a lot unless you do a potluck event. I may get some heat from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will your office be having a holiday party this year? Our group usually has two parties in December although both parties are not fully funded by the company. Last year we only had one. I blame the economy. The parties cost a lot unless you do a potluck event.</p>
<p>I may get some heat from co-workers but check out all of the photos and video from our past Christmas parties!</p>
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		<title>Ode to The Hostess Twinkie&#8230;and The Cupcake [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/ode-to-the-hostess-twinkie-and-the-cupcake-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Canadian guy with a huge appetite can&#8217;t stomach the idea of living the rest of his life without Hostess cakes, so he decided to pay tribute to the discontinued snacks by building a huge Twinkie-cake. I went to Walmart two weeks ago where I was told there are no more Hostess goodies in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Canadian guy with a huge appetite can't stomach the idea of living the rest of his life without Hostess cakes, so he decided to pay tribute to the discontinued snacks by building a huge Twinkie-cake.</p>
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		<title>Louisiana Woman Has The Most Offensive Christmas Light Display Ever</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/louisiana-woman-has-the-most-offensive-christmas-light-display-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 12:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Spicher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in a small town in Louisiana got a visit from the cops after nearby residents were offended by her Christmas light display. Homeowner Sarah Henderson intentionally fashioned the lights on her roof to look like a human hand &#8216;flipping the bird&#8217;. Neighbors called police to complain, and Denham Springs Police Corporal Shawn Perkins [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman in a small town in Louisiana got a visit from the cops after nearby residents were offended by her Christmas light display.</p>
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		<title>Ducks First Time Swimming After Being Rescued From a Hoarder [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/ducks-first-time-swimming-after-being-rescued-from-a-hoarder-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Videos]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[These ducks were kept by a hoarder so they didn&#8217;t have a very good life until they were rescued. In this video the ducks are getting their very first opportunity to swim! You can lead a duck to water but you can&#8217;t make him swim. It is a really cute and funny video. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These ducks were kept by a hoarder so they didn't have a very good life until they were rescued. In this video the ducks are getting their very first opportunity to swim! You can lead a duck to water but you can't make him swim. It is a really cute and funny video.</p>
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		<title>Looking at Kitty and Puppy Photos All Day Actually Boosts Productivity</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/looking-at-kitty-and-puppy-photos-all-day-actually-boosts-productivity/</link>
		<comments>http://power959.com/looking-at-kitty-and-puppy-photos-all-day-actually-boosts-productivity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is one thing that all of the internet can agree on, it&#8217;s that pictures and videos of kittens and puppies&#194;&#160;are the tops. Now, thanks to researchers at Japan&#8217;s&#194;&#160;Hiroshima University, you have even more reason to search the Web for such&#194;&#160;adorableness when you are at work. The scientists conducted an&#194;&#160;experiment&#194;&#160;in which 50 students were [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If there is one thing that all of the internet can agree on, it's that pictures and videos of <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/cats/">kittens</a> and <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/dogs/">puppies</a> are the tops.</p>
<p>Now, thanks to researchers at Japan's Hiroshima University, you have even more</p>
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		<title>Machine Shoots Popcorn Into Your Mouth [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/machine-shoots-popcorn-into-your-mouth-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizzarro News]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://power959.com/?p=130138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those who just do not want to get their hands messy while eating popcorn here is your new way to eat the fluffy pops: The Popinator. The Popinator is the world’s first fully automated, voice activated popcorn shooter triggered by the word &#8216;pop&#8217;.  This machine can find you by the sound of your voice, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those who just do not want to get their hands messy while eating popcorn here is your new way to eat the fluffy pops: The Popinator.</p>
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		<title>Life&#039;s Most Embarrassing Moments [POLL]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/lifes-most-embarrassing-moments-poll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lifestyles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[embarrassing moments]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Carly Rae Jepsen confessed one of her most embarrassing moments was when she forgot to wear booty shorts and showed everyone her underwear. What is your most embarrassing moment?A recent survey identified the most common ways that we embarrass ourselves in public. We’ve all experienced that moment when we wish we could crawl under a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carly Rae Jepsen confessed one of her most embarrassing moments was when she forgot to wear booty shorts and showed everyone her underwear. What is your most embarrassing moment?</p>
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		<title>Tan Mom Gets Roasted at Drag Show and Falls Down [PHOTOS]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 13:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the mom that got into hot water over taking her daughter to a tanning booth? Patricia &#8216;Tan Mom&#8217; Krentcil was supposed to attend a roast in her honor called &#8220;Tan Mom at Hot Mess&#8221; at XL Cabaret on August 29, 2012 in New York City, but she must have thought she was supposed to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember the mom that got into hot water over taking her daughter to a tanning booth? Patricia 'Tan Mom' Krentcil was supposed to attend a roast in her honor called "Tan Mom at Hot Mess" at XL Cabaret on August 29, 2012 in New York City, but she must have thought she was supposed to 'get toasted' because that is exactly what she did.</p>
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		<title>Dogs Know How to Enjoy Life and Wash Away Stress [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/dogs-know-how-to-enjoy-life-and-wash-away-stress-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Videos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dog lips]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now this is how to enjoy life. Just stick your head out of the car window and let the wind flap through your lips.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now this is how to enjoy life. Just stick your head out of the car window and let the wind flap through your lips.</p>
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		<title>Who Does This? Eats Part of Doughnut and Puts it Back!</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/who-does-this-eats-part-of-doughnut-and-puts-it-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 15:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doughnut]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This partially eaten doughnut was placed back into the box and left on the kitchen table at work. Gross! This missing part was not cut off, it was chewed off. Would anyone you work with do something like this? &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This partially eaten doughnut was placed back into the box and left on the kitchen table at work. Gross! This missing part was not cut off, it was chewed off.</p>
<p>Would anyone you work with do something like this?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Don&#039;t You Wish We Had An Amusement Park With 10 Of These Rides?</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/dont-you-wish-we-had-an-amusement-park-with-10-of-these-rides/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 22:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron on Air</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Texarkana News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best parts of summer is heading to an amusement park. You’ve been to a few amusement parks in your day and been on the same rides over and over again. It can get old after awhile and you wish someone would come up with ideas to spice up these boring rides. We’re [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the best parts of summer is heading to an amusement park. You’ve been to a few amusement parks in your day and been on the same rides over and over again. It can get old after awhile and you wish someone would come up with ideas to spice up these boring rides.</p>
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		<title>Some Funny Real Estate Signs That Indicate You May Have Chosen the Wrong Agent</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/some-funny-real-estate-signs-that-indicate-you-may-have-chosen-the-wrong-agent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron on Air</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizzarro News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real estate signs are the first thing potential buyers check out, right after they notice your home is for sale. The For Sale sign has all of the vital information about the home including the listing agent, the listing company and a phone number to find out more about the place. Sometimes, however, potential buyers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Real estate signs are the first thing potential buyers check out, right after they notice your home is for sale. </p>
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		<title>Who is Responsible For Taking The Trash Out? [POLL]</title>
		<link>http://power959.com/who-is-responsible-for-taking-the-trash-out-poll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mimi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dirty Jobs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you do when the trash piles high enough that it spills over the top of the can? If you are like most people at our office you either push it down so you can cram more stuff in or just pretend not to see it. Whose job is it to take the trash [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you do when the trash piles high enough that it spills over the top of the can? If you are like most people at our office you either push it down so you can cram more stuff in or just pretend not to see it. Whose job is it to take the trash out when it is full?</p>
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