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A New Way to Get a Cheap Back Massage

For those moments when you just can afford to shell out a couple of bucks on a real massage, hoof it on over to the NAYbors house and borrow his goats.

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Angry Birds Space Will Have You Squashing Pigs ‘Star Trek’ Style

Last week Angry Birds invaded Facebook, and next month the sling-shot strategy game will be headed to the final frontier. Yup, it’s Angry Birds Space.

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Matthew Terry Bares His Chest In New Calvin Klein Ads – Hunk of the Day

Everyone have been drooling over the most recent Calvin Klein Jeans ads. Either you’ve been pining after the topless Lara Stone, or, like us, trying not to caress the magazine pages showing off Matthew Terry‘s ridiculous abs.

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Reunited! John Goodman Slated to Co-Star in Roseanne Barr’s New Sitcom

Fans of ‘Roseanne’ will find this cause for celebration: John Goodman, who played blue-collar dad Dan Conner on the sitcom, is again joining forces with his old TV wife, Roseanne Barr.

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James Wolk Says He Gets ‘Shirtless A Lot’ (Score!) – Hunk of the Day

In a recent interview with The Insider, actor James Wolk came to a revelation and said, “Oh wow… I am shirtless a lot.” And to all of us who haven’t been keeping up with his roles on ‘Shameless,’ ‘Lone Star,’ and now ‘Happy Endings,’ this is some of the best sounding news we’ve heard all week.

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Bunny Herds the Sheep

Champis is a  the sheep herding bunny! Apparently he learned the trade from watching a dog. No lie, he knows how to herd a flock of sheep. The dog better be worried about losing his job, especially since the bunny doesn't eat as much as a dog

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Contestants In Wookey Hole Mince Pie Eating Competition
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Man Robs Bank With Apple Pies

This is just too funny not to talk about. A man held up a bank in Sacramento with his weapon of choice two McDonald's apple pies. Police arrested the guy, and questioned bank employees on the attempted robbery. Employees said the suspect that tried to rob them and held the apple pies and presented them to look like bombs.  The police say that he got away with a large sum of cash but was later apprehended. 

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E*Trade Baby Has a Little Sister in Adorable Super Bowl 2012 Commercial [VIDEO]

E*Trade’s famous talking baby is back in their Super Bowl 2012 commercial. This year, the tech-savvy tyke is at the maternity ward with his dad, and the pair  are checking out his brand new baby sister. What do you want to bet she has quite the mouth on her too? 

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What Task Do Nearly Half of All People Do Before Going to Sleep?

Question: About 42% of us do this before bed. What is it?

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Man Doesn’t Notice He Shot a Nail Into His Skull

We’ve all left a bathroom without realizing we have a piece of toilet paper stuck to our shoe. Dante Autullo of Orland Park, Illinois took that type of embarrassing lack of recognition to an absurd extreme when he left a project he was working on in his garage without realizing he had a nail stuck in his skull.

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‘If I Die’ Facebook Ap Lets You Message From The Grave

In what can only be called morbidly creepy 'Facebook' has introduced a nw app that lets you have the very last word.  The third-party app called “If I die” lets users record a video or text message that will only be published in the event of your death.

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You Won’t Believe What the TSA Confiscated in 2011

We haven’t heard anything from the TSA about how many actual terrorist plots it prevented in 2011. In fact, we have no real report on how much safer it was to fly around the country in 2011 because of the efforts of our favorite, invasive security agency

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