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Tom Cruise Was Pretty Much the Only Person Who Didn’t See His Split From Katie Holmes Coming
Someone finally asked Tom Cruise about his relatively sudden divorce from Katie Holmes, and he was, to quote Blanche Devereaux, "stunned -- just stunned."
That makes one of us. Out of the entire planet. And maybe those alien planets he believes in.
Justin Bieber Got TMZ Good for April Fool’s Day
For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co.
And get back he did.
Surprise! Lindsay Lohan Is Boozing in Brazil, and Michael Lohan Won’t Shut Up About It.
In news that should be shocking to no one, Lindsay Lohan is drinking like a fish down in Brazil, where she's promoting a clothing line and hiding under tables.
Justin Bieber Got His Pet Monkey Quarantined in Germany + His Mansion Squattered By His Other Bad Lil’ Friends [PHOTO]
In literal news that actually sounds like a lot of euphemisms, Justin Bieber's been sharing his pad with a bunch of pals ... and leaving his monkey in customs.
Harrison Ford Talks About ‘Star Wars Episode 7,’ Though He Isn’t Sure He’s Supposed To [VIDEO]
Ready for something mind-blowing? Harrison Ford is probably going to be in 'Star Wars Episode 7.'
Ready for something else mind-blowing? Harrison Ford is 70 years old. Seriously, look at this man.
But we digress.
Selena Gomez Lovably Disses Justin Bieber on ‘The Late Show With David Letterman’ [VIDEO]
Selena Gomez has been taking passive aggressive digs at Justin Bieber since they first broke up, and she kept the momentum going with her Monday night interview on 'The Late Show With David Letterman,' where she and the adorably gap-toothed host poked fun at her ex's misery.
And this time instead of doing a lame dance, Gomez was actually charming and funny.
‘Argo’ Wins Best Picture at 2013 Oscars, Vindicating Ben Affleck Once and For All [VIDEO]
Michelle Obama and Jack Nicholson, who, aside from their awesomeness couldn't be more different, announced the winner for Best Picture at the 2013 Oscars -- and it was none other than 'Argo.'
And though he could have, Ben Affleck didn't rub anyone's nose in it. He's a much better person than we are.
Jennifer Lawrence Wins Best Actress at 2013 Oscars, Remains Adorably Human [VIDEO, GIF]
Jennifer Lawrence didn't beat Meryl this time ... but only because Streep wasn't nominated for anything at the 2013 Oscars. Instead, J-Law beat Jessica Chastain, Quvenzhané Wallis, Naomi Watts and Emmanuelle Riva to win Best Actress.
And she fell down.
Rob Kardashian Says Rita Ora Made Him Fat
Rob Kardashian is further proving his own douchebaggery. Now, in addition to trying to justify his reasons for slutshaming his ex Rita Ora on Twitter, he's also implying that she made him gain weight. Okay.
Dr. Drew Speaks Out on Mindy McCready’s Death + the ‘Celebrity Rehab’ Curse
Following her tragic death from a self-inflicted gunshot, Mindy McCready became the fifth alum of 'Celebrity Rehab' -- which later had a name change to 'Rehab With Dr. Drew' -- to die in an untimely manner since appearing on the show.
Obviously, this doesn't make Dr. Drew Pinsky look too good.
Faith Hill Rocks a Metal Mouth to the 2013 Grammys [PHOTO]
If, like us, you were confused why Faith Hill's mouth looked somewhat off during the 2013 Grammys telecast, you now have an answer.
She was rocking braces. At 45.
Ouch.
Turns Out Jessica Chastain + Jennifer Lawrence Won’t Catfight at the 2013 Oscars After All
Rumor has it that Jessica Chastain wants to have a weave pulling match at the 2013 Oscars with fellow Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence and throw so much shade that she won't need those trusty aviators anymore.
Except rumor has it wrong.